(General Terms and Conditions)
Dead product, analogue: You order. You pay. We send or you collect. The product is yours.
Dead product, virtual: You order. Make account. Finish order. Go to «Downloads» (Menu) and download. And pay our bill within 30 days.
Vivid product: You order. You pay an amount in advance. The performance, the service happens. You pay the rest. (In the making.)
So easy … that’s how we do business. And no fear, we stay devoted to our name. It’s all just stolen. If there’s something like possession. We got born and took what we wanted and always wanted more. We use and use up and got smoked up from all that flat rate. Causation and change we don’t oversee. From our perspective we just steal. Might be it all adds up in the end, how shall we know. We focus on the now and want to be satisfied in continuous counterbalance . That’s why we need to express. Explore and appreciate our being. As any other putrescent essence. That’s Die Diebe. Pure love. Pure rage.
And now we protect ourselves.
You can order our products by phone call (077 460 00 46) or here, online in our shop.
If you have any questions we’re happy to help you. You can reach us under 077 460 00 46 and email@example.com.
You can pay in advance. And with Paypal. If not with paypal, you’ll get our invoice in your mailbox after you’ve finished your order. You have to pay within 30 days. And you’ll get your products only after we got your payment on our account.
Time of production
Sometimes we produce after we’ve got the order. There are simple products, there are more complicated ones. We’ll get in touch with you to schedule when and how we’re going to do what. If you order services. Or a drawing. (Shop-Products in the making.)
All deadlines are estimated and are no guarantee.
We have a lot of books. They’re sound absorber and mind expanders in one. There ist a Die Diebe library card. If you’re a club member it’s included. You can borrow our books whenever you feel like it, for as long as two weeks. To do so, you can order the book online and Â«buyÂ» it. That way it disappears from our shop until you bring it back to the Zentrale or our letterbox.
We send via Swiss Post. If you order from abroad we first have to find out how much the postal charges will be.
Our dates of dispatch are random. At least for the beginning.
All our prices don’t include delivery charges. But you’ll find them at the checkout. They’re around CHF 5-10, we’ll see. We start with charging you CHF 5.